If actions speak louder than words, Bush’s darling daughters seem unlikely candidates to carry on the Bush political legacy. Aside from their exploits with underage drinking*, it seems as though Jenna was recently involved in international intrigue when her bodyguards clocked a Spanish man suspected of attempting to steal a cell phone.
*I’m sure it would suck to be a teenager growing up in the shadow of the White House, always in the public spotlight, and yes, many underage youths sneak into bars to drink. But come on, kids, show a little restraint, and tell your security agents to do the same. We expect our presidents to be über-human, so I don’t see why the kids get to opt out. Though the country did show startling compassion in letting an ex-drunk who liked to snort coke into our highest office. Hmm. Perhaps the twins have a shot after all.